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Shrek farting in a pond.

After jumping into a pond, Shrek turns around with a smirk, knowing exactly what he is going to do. Shrek takes a deep breath in and farts. Many fart bubbles pop up behind him and the water gets a cloudy green murk. The fish react negatively to the fart and die out of pure disgust from the wretched odor. Shrek lets out a sigh of relief and jokingly acts innocent as he counts the dead fish as they floated to the top. After another group of bubbles emit, shrek smiles and searches for the perfect fish. He finds it and takes out the fattest dead fish, which he carries home between his butt cheeks to feast upon for dinner.