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Lol there are only five you Farquaad. And they are

  1. Love yourself as Shrek loves you
  2. Love Shrek more than Shrek loves you
  3. Always be prepared… for anything
  4. Have your lower two ribs surgically removed for.. um no reason
  5. Store onions where they belong (up your not so tight ass

and the motto.. if u were wondering is 'kill people burn shit fuck school'

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